Our company implements the following sanctions against US President Barak Obama and US Congress members:
- Barak Obama is not allowed to use toilet in our office.
- US Congressmen are not allowed to visit our canteen and our toilet.
- Barak Obama is not allowed to take bananas from the fridge.
Our company implements sanctions against:
— Barak Obama
— John McCain
— John Kerry
— Catherine Ashton
and Angela Merkel (sorry, dear).
They cannot enter our office!
The President of the USA Barak Obama from now on is not allowed to visit our afishaDigital parties.
We offer the following services:
US President Barak Obama was devoid of right to use our services.
Barak Obama is not allowed to approach me closer than 40 meters
Barak Obama is not allowed to press «like» under my photos in my microblog!!!
US President Barak Obama can not enter ICU department #2
US President Barak Obama is not allowed to stroke this Cat!
US President Barak Obama is not allowed to drink this juice, because it is a good juice, and you are a monkey and an offspring of hell!
US President Barak Obama and US Congressmen are not allowed to stroke this dog